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Royalty Debacle — Resolution Condemns Public to Upcoming Onslaught of KNT Programming

March 9, 2009

here come da judge

After nearly two years of politicking between the recording industry, Congress, and The Great Unwashed (that would be us: the hapless webcasters), the debate is finally over, and we can get on with planning our first volley of public programming. Critics say it's not a matter of whether KNT can go live, but whether we should.   More…

World ends as we know it

December 8, 2008

end of the world

World leaders have reached unanimous agreement that the state of the world, long held to be an impractical concept to describe at any given point in time, has, in fact, come to an end. By the time the official press releases were sent to the major media outlets, the world as it was known to be at the time the agreement was reached had come to an end yet again.

Congress: "What are we going to do about KNT?"

November 22, 2008

US Capitol

The 11th-hour debate (now into double-overtime) surrounding the issue of Internet radio performance royalties may actually be a smokescreen to obscure an even larger concern on Capitol Hill: the now-delayed, but still-pending launch of KNT Radio.   More

The History Channel - just a big cliche'?

November 14, 2008

According to cable network rating services, it appears that with recent replays of the same seven shows occurring over ... and over ... and over again, that The History Channel has, in fact, been repeating itself. (This news brief will be repeated.)

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KNT discovers it isn't the original KNT; existential meltdown imminent

November 5, 2008

A document unearthed from the archives of a now-defunct website reveals that although KNT began as an original concept nearly 30 years ago, another KNT radio station was actually broadcasting in the early-1920s ... and yet another onboard a ship in 1913. More…

KNT comes out of hiding; audience goes into hiding

October 29, 2008

Although the official launch of KNT Radio is still a few months away, former listeners who are terrified of being identified with the newly revitalized network are quickly emigrating to locations unknown to avoid being recognized.

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