KNT.hosts and characters
Gabriel ("Gad") Wilds - CEO
Dr. Don Falloon - Senior Executive Producer
Mike Riley - Program Director
Victor Jeu - KNT News Senior Correspondent
Anthony ("Meters") Peters - Chief Engineer
Molly ("Hatchet") Landis - Audio Editor
Sheila Schuyler - Sales and Siblant Supervisor
Lee Iacocacola - Ex-Chrysler CEO and General Nuisance
Father Damien (no, he's not a priest; his first name is "Father") - Social Commentary
William ("Bill") Sprint - Movie Critic
Fredrick ("Derf") Patterson - KNT News Correspondent
Prof. U. Godby Kidme - Historian
Prof. Ivan Morebeer - Alternate Universe Historian
Thomas Fishbreath - Food Critic
